June 2012
tunnnelsnakesrule:
zombieinmybutt:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
jesscats:
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
scarletqueen:
scarletqueen:
I’m going to knit Harry a teenie tiny beanie
and when he says it’s too small for his head
I’m going to raise my eyebrows and say
“It’s for the other…head..”
if you know what I mean
so I went ahead and knit him a penis beanie
green to match his eyes
I'm lost in my Happy Place:... →
the-mysterious-miss-anon:
ohmygodethan:
ohmygodethan:
Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty
Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I want…
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
degraded-greatest:
sexstiel:
this is literally the best video on the internet
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
pennyshipswincest:
Do you ever talk to people irl and you have these normal conversations but the whole time you’re just thinking “you have NO idea about the weird shit I do on the internet”